- My new jacket is awesome.
I found it in my folk's house as we were cleaning for a garage sale. Apparently it was expensive (It's a Spyder jacket.) My dad bought it at an auction. We kept it in a paper bag lodged under shelves in the pantry, and there are surprisingly few (read: no) mouse holes in it. Obviously a sign from providence. A sign that I was meant to have an excellent jacket.
- It is too warm for my new jacket.
I mean, wow. Twenty-seven degrees? To Spyder, this shit is balmy.
- People should stop using the letter 'Y' in place of other vowels.
Bycyysy thyngs wyyld styrt ty lyyk lyky thys.
Please use the letter 'Y' responsibly.
That is all.
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